They want me sooo bad.

My school keeps asking me if I am going to renew my contract or not. They have been going to a lot of open classes lately, and have probably seen some of the mutants that the other schools hired as NETS.

I have ran into quite a few lately, and though most schools have been lucky enough to hire white males and females, they have definitely been scraping the bottom of the genetic cracker barrel for the ones they got.

I bumped into one waiting for the bus the other day, and the man looked old enough to be my grandfather. While I had more fingers on one hand than he had teeth in his mouth, I am fairly certain It was not mister wonderful (he did not look dazzling in a suit). The mans putrefied gob was absolutely hypnotic, it was like a train wreck of white mucous and decaying bacteria, that I could not stop staring at. I know that all Koreans think that us whiteskins are beautiful, with our long heads, and huge noses and kimchi+ sized dicks, I just could not imagine his classes telling him how handsome he was day after day, like I get with enthusiastic thumbs up and the Occasional "WOW" even though they have seen my ugly face every school day for the last nine months.

In the town where we live (not teach) there are two plus sized gals waddling around, both with faces that look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. If my co-teachers have been to any of these schools lately, they might have figured out that even though I am no prize pig myself, they got pretty dang lucky.

I guess I should thank all the uglies out there, contributing to my job security. And to all the NETS hotter than me (not too many in this area) you are welcome.

I guess I owe somebody a blowjob

I just checked my blog, 11 followers! Suck it wife! Or actually, according the new rules, i guess I have to suck your dick. Oh well, swallowing your load is worth watching you swallow your pride! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

VICTORY!!!!!!



Thanks to Jesus I now have to perform Fellatio on my wife. Yeah I said fellatio, cause thems the rules.

Fellatio.

Losing

My wife came home today, did a short victory dance, called me a loser, then head butted me. Actually it was more of an awkward head rub as she miscalculated the distance between us and kind of massaged my massive biceps ( I decided to exaggerate to compensate for the circumstances) with her enormous head. Her head is enormous because of the massive ego contained inside.

Her ego has only been exaggerated, because today she has one more follower than me. Not like that is any measure of success or anything. Between the two of us there are less than 20 of you regularly reading our blogs.

So now she struts, she gloats, she is recording herself doing victory dances. She is the happiest she has been in a long time. And now all I want to do is destroy that happiness. That is what being married is all about.

That and giving each other head, especially if you are the one who gains the upper hand. The winner should always felicitate the loser.

Seriously.