Victory dance

Now that my wife has more followers than me, she is doing her ridiculous victory dance. I have yet to receive my "getting less followers blow job" as of yet. However this morning I was treated to several vicious punches to the groin and a brutal dry humping in celebration of my wife's "Epic win".

Last night she also claimed she was entitled to "take a dump" on my chest. I know she has wanted to do this since we have gotten married, but I just don't want to go down that road. There are some doors in life, when once opened can never be closed again.

I have to go back to work next Monday, and I am looking forward to it as much as getting a dump on my chest. Even though this job is pointlessly easy, not working is soo much better.

My classes dont start until feb 9th, and then a week or two later we have spring break, then school starts again for real. I guess I will probably be desk warming for the next week, but they might also want my proposal for improving english at the school, of which I have written all of three words. If they do ask for it when I get back, I will just google "Improving English", and copy and paste the first thing i find.